May 2013
littlemixbutts:
bodenniss:
littlemixbutts:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...
vaspim:
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
“Time is chasing after all of us.”
– Finding Neverland (via quotesaboutthings)
sleepingwithlyssa:
john green makes me so sad yet so happy at the same time ugh
naisenberg:
Today I started cleaning my room but I got so tired at the first 30 minutes I sat down having trouble to breathe, holy shit.
Don’t ever smoke, guys.
luminescent-love:
youaresogayskarth:
finnickodaired:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
hungarian:
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
If Older Bands were Students
Beatles: The popular one, gets all the attention and friends.
The Who: The explosive one, makes fake bombs as pranks.
Rolling Stones: The druggie, ironically, best friends with Beatles.
Pink Floyd: The artistic one, always painting or drawing something.
Queen: The flamboyant one, usually wears colorful suits and spandex.
Led Zeppelin: The perverted one, has many sexual fantasies.
The Doors: The poet, writing many stories about memories.
Sex Pistols: The rebel, is almost always in detention.
Kiss: The attention whore
Ramones: One of few friends with Sex Pistols, doesn't get into much trouble.
psycotique:
why the fuck has it become cool and original to have a mental illness
YOU WANT A MENTAL ILLNESS? TAKE MINE. I DON’T WANT IT.
